Blackjack Jokes

Cards don’t have to be serious. A lot of the things players say and do are pretty funny, and lightening the mood at the table isn’t always a bad thing. Blackjack humor may not be encouraged at the table, but because it’s a game that’s just you against the dealer, it’s naturally less competitive and therefore a little more conducive laughing. If you’re in the mood for blackjack jokes or funny blackjack stories, we’ve got them.

Blackjack Joke #1: His Lips are Sealed

A group of office mates spend a weekend playing blackjack in Vegas. One of the men wins $1,000,000 while playing a solo game on the last night of the trip. Afraid of the problems it might cause if his colleagues find out, he decides to head home early.

Once home, he digs a hole in his backyard and buries the money in it. He tells no one about his win.

The next morning he checks on his money and finds only an empty hole. He notices footprints leading away from the hole towards the house next door, which is occupied by a deaf-mute. The man grabs his gun. He goes immediately to the house across the street, where lives an old man who understands sign language, and drags him to the house of the alleged thief.

"Tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my $1,000,000 I'm going to kill him!"

The old man translates and the deaf mute signs in response.

"I hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree."

The old man turns to his neighbor and says; "He's not going to tell you. He said he'd rather die first."