Poker Jokes

There are a few places poker humor isn’t welcome; say, the final table at the WSOP or the bank when you’re emptying your wallet over a losing hand. In casual games, however, poker stories and a joke or two are welcome.

CasinoClown.info has the funniest poker jokes around. Memorize them; practice them; and shoot em out at your next home Holdem game. You’ll be the funniest guy at the table, if not the winningest.

Poker Joke #1: A Lying, Cheating Dog of a Poker Player
Two dog owners are bragging about their pet’s intelligence.

"The sharpest dog I’ve ever owned," says the first guy, "was a Dalmatian that could play cards. He played Holdem better than Phil Ivey, but I had him put to sleep."

"What? Why? A dog like that’s worth millions."

"No choice,” he says.

"Caught him playing with marked cards."

Poker Joke #2: Dogs Playing Poker?
A man enters a pub and sees a poker game in the back corner. He notices a dog sitting at the table with cards and chips in front of him. Curious, he approaches the table.

A hand is dealt and the dog receives cards. The dog acts in turn: calling, raising, discarding, and basically playing in the same way every other person at the table is playing.

Nobody other than the onlooker seems to notice or care that they are playing with a dog.

Unable to contain his curiosity, the man whispers to one of the players, “I can't believe that dog is playing poker. He must be the smartest dog in the world.”

The player smiles; “He's not that smart. Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”

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