Roulette Jokes

Casinos are known for the tall tales they produce. The strange behaviors and funny jokes told around the roulette wheel are no exception. Below are a few of our favorite funny roulette stories, guaranteed to put you in good roulette humor.

Roulette Joke #1: The Truth Pays
A mature woman and her younger date are playing roulette. The date tells her to place a bet. She can’t decide which number to play so her date suggests she bet her age. She places her wager on 29.
The roulette wheel spins and the ball stops on lucky number 40.
“I won! I won!” she shouts.
Her date stares at her confused and she remembers that, in fact, she didn’t bet her age.
The lesson here? The truth pays.

Roulette Joke #2: A Different Kind of Roulette
A prominent African leader is playing host to former U.S. President Clinton and Italian leader, Sylvio Berlusconi. The three men spend the day discussing what the African nation’s recent talks with Russia produced.
The African leader says; "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. They also showed us how to properly drink vodka and play Russian roulette."
President Clinton looks upset; "Russian roulette's not a safe game."
The African leader smiles; “Which is why we created African roulette. You must play. I'll show you how."
He pushes a buzzer and a door opens. Six gorgeous, naked women are ushered in.
He says to President Clinton; "Choose one of these women to enjoy."
Naturally, Clinton perks up, but pauses when something strikes him; "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?"
The African leader replies; "One of the women is a cannibal."